I’ve always liked chicken salad- it’s easy to make, and makes for a delicious meal, especially during the summer.
In my constant strive for greatness, and teetering on an unhealthy obsession with perfection, I often take things “too far” when it comes to my craft. If I try a recipe or procedure, and it doesn’t work the first time, I tend to try it again…and again, until I’m satisfied with the result.
Now for the bad news: I’m OVERWEIGHT. I know, I know…you’re all rolling your eyes. Sure, I’m “little”…I’m short. I’m like Snooki “little”…It ain’t “little” if you still got a muffin top. After a humiliating and eye-opening experience at the doctor, I decided that I could either bullshit all of you and allow myself to come across as one of those annoying people who eat TONS and never gains any weight, or I could use your support to start investigating a healthier lifestyle. I am 27 years old, I’ve never been married, no kids, and the wallpaper on my phone is a piece of pizza. Which one do you think I chose?